Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire. Doctor: Drink this glass of water. Patient: Will it make me better? Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first

A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. teacher: What are you waiting for? student: I don't know which side to write the other 5

A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

भिखारी – “साहब 20 रु. दो ना, कॉफी पीनी है.. आदमी – “लेकिन कॉफी तो 10 रु. की आती है !” भिकारी – “मेरी गर्लफ्रेंड भी साथ मे है ना…” आदमी – “अरे…! भिखारी होकर तूने गर्लफ्रेंड बना रखी है…” . . . . भिखारी – “नहीं जी, गर्लफ्रेंड ने मुझे भिखारी बना दिया है”